To Watch Tonight

What to watch while you search for a very sharp axe ... • MLB: Washington Nationals at Philadelphia Phillies (7:05 p.m., ET) [Comcast, WDCA]; Florida Marlins at New York Mets (7:10 p.m., ET); Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee Brewers (8:00 p.m., ET). [ESPN]. If this keeps up, the Wild Card will have to be decided by a three-way game of Sorry! • MLB: Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox (8:10 p.m., ET) [ChicagoLTV, SportsTimeOhio]; Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins (8:10 p.m., ET) [Fox Sports North, Rocky Mtn.]. Keep watching Ozzie Guillen, because he may literally self-destruct. • Politics: First Presidential Debate at University of Mississippi (9:00 p.m., ET) What could those two nice gentleman possibly have to argue about? [All networks]