To Watch Tonight

What to watch while you contemplate your career choices ... • Classic Boxing: Holyfield/Bowe I and II. (8:30 ET) Wait, really? This is what we're reduced to? [ESPN] • Series: "South Park"/"The Sarah Silverman Program", Season Premieres (10:00 ET) When you're not just sure ... you're HIV-positive. [Comedy Central] • Movie: The Bodyguard (7:15 ET) [Oxygen] Seriously, just go out to eat or something.