To Watch Tonight

What to watch while your wife and daughter kick some ass ... • 7:00— CFB: Kansas State at Colorado [FSN] — Coach Hawkins will start son Cody after benching him last week. Which will make their Thanksgiving slightly less awkward than the Ferentzes and the Hazeltons. • 8:00— CFB: LSU at South Carolina [ESPN] — I smell an upset. Wait. Sorry. That's just my apple crumble cooling. • 8:00— CFB: Missouri at Texas [ABC] — Mizzou hasn't won in Austin since 1896. And even their fans pity the Cubs. • 8:00— NBA: Utah at Chicago [WGN] — Yes, it's preseason. You got a problem with that? • 8:00— MLB: Boston at Tampa Bay, Game 6 ALCS [TBS] — Try and keep it down, fellas. Old people in the area are trying to sleep. • 9:00 — Movie: Notting Hill [Bravo]