To Watch Tonight

What to watch while you SWEET BABY MOSES THAT SPIDER IS EATING A BIRD ... • NBA: Washington Wizards at Cleveland Cavaliers (8:00 p.m., ET) You might want to get that pre-season fever checked out. [ESPN] • College Football: Boise State Broncos at San Jose State Spartans (9:00 p.m., ET) Coach, don't you think our all-Statue of Liberty playbook needs some tweaking? [ESPN2] • Movies: Baseball doubleheader: "Bang The Drum Slowly" (8:00 p.m., ET) + "Eight Men Out" (9:45 p.m., ET) DeNiro knows how to avoid full retard. [TCM]