To Watch Tonight

What to watch while you try in vain to return that broken eyePod ... • NCAA Basketball: Presbyterian Blue Hose at Duke Blue Devils (7:00 p.m., ET) Devils vs. an entire religion? I like those odds. [ESPNU] • NFL: Monday Night Football: San Francisco 49ers at Arizona Cardinals (8:30 p.m., ET) Pro football on Monday night? How cute. [ESPN] • Series: "Inside The Actor's Studio." Dave Chappelle interviews James Lipton (8:00 p.m., ET) Scrumtrulescent. [Bravo]