To Watch Tonight: To Begin With, Everything

What to watch while wondering if Pittsburgh beats Cleveland in ... • Movie: Almost Famous (7 pm ET) [ HBO Plus] - Of course we're home to liveblog Game 3. We're always home. We're uncool. • Baseball: World Series Game 3: Rays at Phillies (8 pm ET) [ FOX] - Waldorf vs. Gonzo. We're taking suggestions for messages to text to A.J. at Citizens Bank. • College Football: Penn State at Ohio State (8 pm ET) [ ABC] - Who will crap the bed first: Paterno or Columbus? (Answer: Paterno. Columbus is more into the diuretics.)