Today in MLB Blogs

We see a time in the future when independent baseball blogs will be hunted down and persecuted — forced to assimilate with the all-mighty MLB Blogs.com corporate giant (motto: $4.95 per month; it is futile to resist!). But a handlful of brave resistance fighters will carry on the fight for blogging independece, refusing to buckle under to MLB Blog's tyranny. Perhaps Honest Wagner will be one of these. Just a Blogspot.com regular Joe, Honest Wagner is in it for the love of the blog. No fancy MLB graphics, no Tommy Lasorda videos. Witness today's post, which includes a detailed analysis of how his beloved Pirates can defeat Cardinals' pitcher Jason Marquis. Yeah. Fight the Power! Now, slide on your belly over to MLB Blogs, where an MLB.com shill named Jesse Sanchez has defiled the game by plastering pictures of Anna Kournikova everywhere. Well, it won't work. America sees through your ploy, MLB Blogs! We will not sign up! She's not even shirtless! Attica! Attica! — RC