Today in MLB Blogs

Today's MLB Blogs home page is actually sort of jarring. It features a rouge's gallery of mugs of club broadcasters, all demanding that you join their mother site. It kind of reminds us of the final scene from Return of the Jedi — spectral images of heroes from the past, standing together and smiling benevolently, speaking to us with disembodied voices. Greg Brown, Mario Impemba, Daron Sutton, Jim Deshaies ... help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi! It's an all-out assault on that five-spot you have burning a hole in your wallet. Forget lunch — you don't need that burrito, fatso! MLB Blogs.com wants you blogging with them by noon tomorrow. Get moving, or be haunted by these ghostly announcer beings forever.—RC

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