Today In MLB Blogs

We knew it would come to this. Until now, MLB Blogs.com has been somewhat harmless. Annoying, but benign. Yesterday, for instance, we fell asleep while trying to get through " Life in the Slow Lane," a blog about the Kansas City Royals. It was a peaceful slumber, and we dreamed of puppies and free beer. But it was only a matter of time before one of these dopes got ahold of Adobe Photoshop. Witness " Da Bronx Bombers," MLB Blogs' latest site. Now suddenly this rinky-dink toy has become a weapon of mass destruction, as the author assails us with nonsensical images and disturbing observations about the Yankees and, well, we still can't figure out what the flying candy bars are supposed to represent. A trip to this site is kind of like watching a San Francisco 49ers game and seeing the movie 12 Monkeys all in the same afternoon. Afterwards you find yourself disoriented and questioning everything. Damn you, MLB Blogs.com. Why must you use your powers for evil?

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