Today In Oddjack

What you're missing over at Oddjack, the site for both the discriminating speculator and the degenerate gambler ... • We would say that Pittsburgh running back Willie Parker had jumped the fantasy football shark, but jeez, there are no sharks in fantasy football, silly. • Stay away from the New York Jets. Also, people who keep calling you "Karl." Stay away from them too. Unless that's your name, of course. • Kentuckians are not only messing up crystal meth and the institution of teenage marriage, but they're now futzing around with horse racing.