Toddler Mows Down Referee With Golf Cart
With a 2-year-old child wedged on the pedal, the golf cart careened out of control across a high school football field, leaving bodies in its wake. Well, one body.
This actually happened two years ago, but it flew under the radar, perhaps because they hadn't released the surveillance video yet and our imaginations were not prepared to reconstruct the awesomeness described.
The referee, who suffered a litany of unprovable lawsuit fodder injuries ("disc hernation, concussion, occipital contusion and abrasion, cervical strain, lumbar strain and a calf abrasion") is suing the Oregon school district, as well as the mother of the 2-year-old boy who snuck into the cart and took off on his death ride.
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