The Patriots held their Super Bowl ring ceremony Sunday, which isn’t really the interesting part. After the presentation ended, Tom Brady and company danced the night away. Wiz Khalifa was also there, for some reason.
Enchanted beer bong Rob Gronkowski was grooving and sweating through his Tommy Bahama shirt, but the real star of the show was the quarterback. Did Tom Brady shuffle around to Fetty Wap? Yep.
Did Tom Brady also wave his hands around, pretending he knew what he was doing? Yep.
Did Tom Brady move more to Migos than he has outside of the pocket in his past five seasons? Yep.
Did Tom Brady fist pump? Yep.
The film is encouraging, but it’s clear Tom Brady needs to mix up his playcalling more often.
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