Tom Brady Has A Better Life Than You

• It's the smirk, stupid: The guy is being driven around Brazil by his supermodel wife and he's eating an ice cream cone to boot. Is the taunting really necessary? [ Wicked Good Sports]

• Shut it down: Stephen Strasburg is the greatest college pitcher since Mark Pri.... uh oh. [ Luke Kohler + Why's My Head Growing?]

• The People's Growth Hormone?: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson admits that he tried steroids when he was young and naive—i.e., playing football at Miami. So that's why he calls it his "candy ass"? [ Steroid Nation]

• A little help: Who are the best referees in MMA? I would say whichever one gets that guy to stop punching you in the face. [ Cage Potato]

• This idea blows: An English rugby team puts inflatable fans in their stadium to try and create a little excitement. Hey, it always works at bachelor parties. [ Fan IQ