Tom Brady Wants You To Buy Some Water

Glaceau smartwater; magic elixir of the Gods. Too bad it wasn't around in 2000, when Brady posed for this photo for the NFL combine. How times have changed. Now our hero is toting the water in a new series of print ads ( the real ads can be found here), for which he was paid a reported $3 million. I like the one where he's jogging from a helicopter. How else is he going to visit his baby son and his supermodel girlfriend during the same off week? It's exhausting. You need electrolyte-enhanced vitamin water to keep up that pace!

When Brady was in high school, if you'd have told me he would one day get $3 million to hawk water, I'd have been very surprised indeed.

Brady combine photo from Towelroad.

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