Tom Brady's Ponytail Is The Most Important Football News Of The Week

Lockout? Mediation? Who gives a shit. Brady's wearing a scrunchie!

Tom Terrific and Gisele were in Rio for Carnival this weekend, and we finally learned the outcome of the master plan for Brady's hair that's taken all season. From unkempt, it moved on to slightly shaggy and then to full-on Bieber. But is this the end? Or just another step on the road to the Ronaldinho?

(If the hair transplant rumors are accurate, the final look might be the Hasselbeck.)