Tony Romo's Life Just Got Upskirt And Personal

Regardless of my Eagles fandom, Tony Romo seems like a well-mannered, well-adjusted human being who just happens to be quarterback for the second most despicable team in America. (NSFW)

The most despicable, of course, those Bastards from Queens, who can't keep pets off their new field. But I'm secretly rooting for Tony Romo to do something that doesn't involve him collapsed in vintage Weeping Romo Pose on the last play of the season. He deserves better.

After a tumultuous winter that had him buried in the T.O. mess, a pending break-up with Jessica Simpson, and the harsh public scrutiny of her newly acquired plumpness, the man just seemed to need a break. But Spring hath sprung: T.O.'s gone, his relationship has steadied, and Jessica has apparently shed those pesky extra pounds. It is a rebirth for Romo, time to step out and show the world his newly found grit and perseverance. And what better way to prove it than at an Easter family brunch with the Simpson clan? I can do this. I can deal with anything. I'm Tony Romo.

And then some random paparazzi fella somehow snags graphic, unflattering photos (NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL) of your girlfriend's ladynest while walking out of the restaurant and life suddenly goes to shit again.

Namaste.

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