Track And Field Trials Not Shy About Producing Funny Headlines
Well met, ESPN copy editors. Yesterday, we got a "brilliant burst" of a running Hooker and today we get a Gay in heat. So salacious, these running trials. Jesuth Chritht!
Incidentally, the Tee Hee Part 2 tag has been banned from all University of Maryland sporting events.
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