Trump Unable To Remember Words To "God Bless America" At Performance Commissioned To Prove His Patriotism

Donald Trump’s hastily arranged replacement for the Super Bowl champion Eagles’ White House visit featured the president making a very brief appearance to talk about how great the economy is and, then, stand awkwardly while mouthing maybe half the words to “God Bless America” like a Yankees fan in right field who started drinking at seven in the morning and first pitch was at 4:05.

Glad we’re all doing this.