Uh, Mr. Selig, We're Not Sure We Can Get A Crane There In Time
This image was lost some time after publication. From Fox News' homepage this morning. When we first saw it, it had us running for the phones. First off, what about all the people inside? Secondly, uh, it's not retractable is it? Third ... who gives Bud Selig the authority? Where does he get off? Can he just roam the countryside, ripping off people's roofs? Is that like his thing? When he orders a roof ripped off, does he make the "raise the roof" motion with his hands? Because we'd like to see that.
Then we realized it was a typo. Whew.
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