Unobservant Fan Nearly Decapitated By Foul Ball

Everyone knows that the one thing you absolutely have to do when sitting behind one of the baselines is never take your eyes off the plate. This guy did not adhere to that rule, and he very nearly got his head taken off.

Then again, by not seeing the ball at all, he may have spared himself from a very embarrassing pant-shitting. So maybe he's the one doing things the right way.