Victory Parades Aren't Fun For Everyone

The Chicago Cubs are having their victory parade today, and the city decided to dye its river blue in order to help set a festive mood.

Pretty cool! But wait, how does the river turn that color? I’ll tell you how: some poor schmucks from the plumbers union have to go down there and spray blue dye everywhere. It does not appear to be a fun job:

Save some smoked meats for these guys, Cubs fans.