Vomiting Phillies Fan's Uncle Would Like Us To Do...Something

Ever since we've started covering the story of Matthew Clemmens, best known for allegedly vomiting on an 11-year old girl, and rocking "Material Girl" at karaoke, his uncle has been pestering us about...well, we're not really sure what he wants.

Keep in mind that these have not been edited in any way, nor did I respond to any of them before he sent the next one.

from david Clemmens to [email protected] date Thu, Apr 22, 2010 at 11:17 PM subject http://deadspin.com/5519469/a-blow by blow-account-of-the-vomiting-phillies-fan

Hey dude this story is gold,The fat kids my nephew. you did see this! from david Clemmens to [email protected] date Fri, Apr 23, 2010 at 12:16 AM subject http://deadspin.com/5519866/apropos-of-nothing-heres-phillies-vomit-kid-doing-madonna-karaoke

Dude thanks for tryin to help,dont have to return my pm. dont tell anyone I pm you. take care. from david Clemmens to [email protected] date Fri, Apr 23, 2010 at 8:06 PM subject http://deadspin.com/5519866/apropos-of-nothing-heres-phillies-vomit-kid-doing-madonna-karaoke

Dude as i said before this is f - in gold,you can blow the top of this shit FAMOUS christ i have had Leno and Dr phil call me. your in the perfect spot. You guys just tried to help. The cops all have bad reps and the country knows it. Easton cops have been beating guys up for a long time ,do a search .Millions paid out over the years in abuse cases. CALL ME OR PM or the lawer 609-238-xxxx dave 856-753-xxxx. Dave. Dont blow this chance. from david Clemmens to [email protected] date Fri, Apr 23, 2010 at 9:39 PM subject http://deadspin.com/5523243/dear-pittsburgh-its-just-hockey

Barry I had freinds that sat 13 rows down but they did not se all this. but they told me about all the sounds they heard and the part when he filped the fingers this is all true! I found a copie of this in the Morning Call in allentown pa .[ next town from the cops] You can be sure as fast as fire spreads these cops have read this story and have done a search on you and yours. You need to make a sworn statement asap with the lawer ASAP! With that done you have no value to them anymore because the stories out! Save the kid from jail time save the phillies fans reputation and make a name for yourself. you could be known as the writer who saved the fans and an inocent 21 yr old. Somewhat?

My favorite parts are when he refers to emails as "pms," and when he calls his nephew "the fat kid."

So, David! Please check your pm inbox. We'd love to talk to you some more.