Watch Jose Canseco Call Someone "Human Feces"

There are so many questions surrounding Jose Canseco's latest cry for SHOTY recognition. Why does the paparazzi still follow him around? How did he manage to take three lovely ladies home with him the other night? Is he any less of a gentleman for getting the door for only one of them? What's a reasonable explanation for why he would sign but not pose with fans while camera flashes flicker all about him? And, did he accomplish his goal? (H/T Top Prospect Alert)