Watch Manny Ramirez Almost Kill Roy Oswalt

Roy Oswalt was struck "in the upper body" with a line drive hit off of Manny Ramirez's bat today in Port Charlotte, Fla. Crossing Broad captured the video, and while at first glance it appears to hit him in the back of the head, initial reports state that he was struck above the right shoulder and has a "bruised neck." He made it off the field his own and will now attempt to prepare for a life without neck modeling.