Watch The Baltimore Police Department's Crazed, Militaristic Tribute To The Ravens (Includes Cop Rap)

Oh dear. What can one even say about this video, created by the Baltimore police department in anticipation of this weekend's AFC championship game between the Ravens and the Patriots? It's got everything that a terrible hype video needs: "Seven Nation Army" playing the background, bad camera angles, old people embarrassing themselves, people being very uncomfortable on camera, and cop rap. Every bad YouTube video should include a rapping cop.

Be sure to watch all the way through to the ending, when Ray Lewis makes an appearance and relays the following message to the Baltimore PD:

Thank you, thank you, thank you to the Baltimore Police Department. There is no me without you.

Careful, Ray. The Atlanta police department might get jealous.