We Are All Dave McKenna XX

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Snyder's dumbass libel suit vanishes like a Redskins head coach after two seasons. Today's installment comes from perpetually ill-tempered new media comedian Buzz Bissinger in a series of Twitter rants this morning (in fact, you should go read all of Buzzy's fine work this morning, including the bit about how he's digging a grave in his backyard):

Dan Snyder? How can anyone get worked up over Dan Snyder? Complete moronic imbecile. Everything he does backfires on him.

I refuse to go off on Dan Snyder. Too easy. Effortless. I hear he visits Bernie Madoff regularly in prison.

Let me make this clear: when I said Dan Snyder was visiting Bernie Madoff in prison, I meant conjugal visits. I'm not that fucked up.

See what he did there? He went off on Dan Snyder by not going off on him. Genius. Now we don't have to. Help out the City Paper through a contribution to its legal defense fund.