We Are All Dave McKenna XXXV

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Snyder's dumbass libel suit disappears like NCAA refs after a blown call.

Today, we honor this gentleman's wonderful YouTube memo to the Redskins owner, delivered with a burr that would make Sean Connery, well, purr. "Kinlochighlander" is a loyal Redskin fan "with a couple of simple questions I want to ask Dan Snyder today" — in verse. I'd list them, but it wouldn't do our friend justice. Have a listen.

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