We Can't Imagine What She Might Have Been Upset About

It appears O.J. Simpson spent his Independence Day getting beaten up by his ex-girlfriend. (You read that right: O.J. Simpson has had many girlfriends since 1994. That's a pretty lousy background check, if you ask us.) The woman, Christine Prody (who once told the National Enquirer that OJ confessed the murders to her), beat on O.J. and a friend of his repeatedly when he tried to give her back some old belongings.

Simpson is not pressing charges. He can take care of this one himself.

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