We Have To Ask ...

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ... • 10 a.m. Fantasy Baseball Focus: We are typing this from an 11th-story ledge outside the window of our office building, the only thing keeping us from plunging into the abyss being your assurances that we might somehow obtain Angels starter Bartolo Colon. • 12:30 p.m. Author Warren St. John: So do they use the term "metrosexual" in Alabama, or do they simply tie you to the hood of the pickup and shoot at you with a .22? • 2 p.m. MLB with Rob Neyer: Do you ever worry that your "books" are taking up shelf space that could be used for, like, real literature? You know, like the Simmons book.