We Have To Ask ...

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ... • Noon. NFL with Len Pasquarelli: Aren't you a little too bloated to be criticizing Michael Vick like that? • 12:30 p.m. D.Weatherford and W.Reid: Tell the truth — you guys forced some tech geeks from your dorm to type your answers, didn't you? • 1 p.m. Bowls with The Schwab: I have no idea what this chat is about, but I do have the sudden urge to clean my bathroom.