We Have To Ask ...

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ... • 9 a.m. Wednesday Morning Quickie: I've been recently fired due to the fact that I've spent every weekday morning on the computer chatting with you guys. Any openings? • 11 a.m. NFL with Chris Mortensen: Is it possible to just change all NFL coaches every year on a rotating basis? Each offseason, every coach just takes the job in the city immediately to his left. (Please do not steal this idea, Chris). • 3 p.m. College FB with Beano Cook: Any page that includes "The Morning Quickie" and "Beano Cook" within close proximity should be shut down. Ech.