We Have To Ask ...

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ... • 11 a.m. College FB w/Barry Switzer: How about a nonsensical, drunken rant just for old time's sake? • Noon. NBA with David Thorpe: Has PETA yet declared a Jihad on the NBA due to the return of the old ball? (Note: They have. We're just previewing a later post. It's "foreshadowing," if you will.) • 2 p.m. 07 Madden Nation's Fred Dizzle: William Shatner wants to know when you're going to move out of the basement and finally kiss a girl.