"We Know This Is Off The Subject A Bit, But How Much Do You Think We Could Bench?"

We don't know if Bills fan Nate Neubauer of Lancaster, N.Y., has seen the brilliant Best In Show, but we certainly hope so.

From the "Ask Him" segment on the Bills, Neubauer's question to Bills president and general manager Tom Donahoe:

The Buccaneers have pirate ship cannons, San Diego has a cannon, and New England has the Minutemen. Any chancge that the Bills can get something of this sort to celebrate touchdowns? Say, a huge Buffalo that has smoke come out of its nostrils on top of the scoreboard or Administration building to go along with the pyrotechnics on the scoreboard?

The next question, of course, was, "Do you think maybe you could have a buffalo with a little hat on it, and maybe a little pipe?"

Ask Him [BuffaloBills.com]