We Say Replace Theismann With Borat Right Now

The Borat movie — Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan — is almost here, which pleases us greatly. We're kind of confounded by the release schedule, though. There was a premiere in Los Angeles on Monday ( Defamer, of course, was there), and there was one last month in Toronto. Borat himself attended both, which leads us to believe that the film will be released in one theater at a time until the year 2011.

Anyway, some of us should soon be able to see it. To celebrate, here's a sampling of our favorite Borat sports-related quotes.

• "May I ask you are a man who does with another man?" — Question to man attending the Henley Regatta. • "Mow the fucking Bucks!" — Cheering for team at the Henley Regatta. • "Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog." — Commenting on English fox hunting. • Borat: "Your dog is a loser... you are upset?" Dog Show Contestant: "No, no. I don't get upset. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose." Borat: "You will put him in a sack in the river?" • "You have a shower? Can I come in?" — Borat in the Savannah Sand Gnats lockerroom. • "You win me." — Conceding locker room wrestling match with Sand Gnats player.

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