We Suspect The Pats Have Videotape Of The Incident

How do you know the Patriots are having a breakthrough, historic, crossover season? It's not just that they're undefeated; they now have their own crazy stalker lady.

A woman yesterday drove her car into the Patriots practice facility — the team wasn't there, and they were holding a blood drive — because she was looking for a player who hasn't been with the team in seven years.

"A vehicle showed up at the security shack on Washington Street on Route 1 in Foxboro and tried to gain entrance," [police] said. "She was denied, but got back into her car and drove right through the gate." [Cheryl] Richards sped around the back of the stadium on Patriot Place Road toward the Dana Farber practice bubble. "She drove through the metal door of the dome where equipment is usually sent through, ripping it off the structure," [police] said. Though the metal door blanketed Richards' car, she still managed to drive "onto the turf all the way into the middle of the practice field," according to police. Richards claimed she wanted to see Chris Slade, who was a Patriots linebacker until 2000. He played his last season of pro ball with the Carolina Panthers in 2001.

She might be a psychotic woman in need of medical help. Or she was just impregnated by Brady, and she was trying to track him down. Or both, we suppose.

Pats Fan Launches 40-yard Drive At Gillette [Boston Herald]