We Think People Should Mate For Life, Like Pigeons Or Catholics.

We're older than her father, can you believe that? We're dating a girl, wherein, we can beat up her father.

This is so antiseptic. It's empty. Why do you think this is funny? You're going by audience reaction? This is an audience that's raised on television, their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!

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