We Wish We Had Relatives Like This

• Saying goodbye to Josh Hancock. • The Bermanator! • Adam Morrison, raging against the machine. • The Seventh Floor Crew is now getting paid. • Joe Thomas' aunt rules. • Why do we still pay attention to George Steinbrenner? • Yes, we have a Comment Ombudsman column. • Mike Vick ... don't you ever change. • Barbaro's interpretive dance. • Bruce Willis loves being in Canada. • Careful where you get your Cardinals tattoos. • Maybe this is why Brady Quinn fell in the draft. • Someone wants. • Warriors!

After that game last night, we are going to take a long nap now. The Mighty MJD will be with you all weekend while we're shooting mint juleps and enjoying a gorgeous weekend in New York City. We're just a week away from the Chicago Deadspin Pants Party, so keep an eye out for that, but for now, it is time to rest. See you Monday.