Week In Deadspin: Anybody Watching Sports This Week?

• Matt Leinart is hitting the books hard this year. • The NFL Network hates stoners, but doesn't mind wife-beaters. • Hey, speaking of wife beaters! • Oliver Stone and Jose Canseco, together at last. • Stat nerds are apparently chopping their penises off. • The trophy wife as cheerleader. • As a pathetically small number of refugees are transferred to Houston, you should give money to the Red Cross. Hey, somebody has to help them, and we don't know if we trust that guy getting "briefed" earlier today.