Week In Deadspin: Blogging With Elisha

• Ah, Miami, Miami, how we love thee. The Seventh Floor Crew brings Hurricanes football back to its roots. • Beware Jeff Fisher at a craps table, Shaquille O'Neal on the dance floor, Tim Duncan in Chapel Hill and Matt Leinart anywhere near beans. • It is not a good time to be an Eagles fan. • We received one more email from the whiz kids in Dennis Rodman's publicity department and then watched our brains explode when we saw the Worm and Stephen A. Smith actually . • When Jockeys Attack. • Elisha Cuthbert is blogging about hockey for NHL.com. In response, 35 percent of American males grow mullets. • Another lonely night with the American Basketball Association. • It's Clinton Portis' world. The rest of us just occasionally pay rent.

Have a joyful weekend, everyone. Watch those hands, buddy.