Week In Deadspin: Bronzed Leather

• Presenting the inaugural class of the Deadspin Hall Of Fame. • You know, Dave Thomas used to do this all the time. • Bert Blyleven is f—-ing up that f—-ing thing. • Who will Bill Simmons put on notice? • Goodbye, croc hunter man. • Heath Shuler could actually be a winner. • This is how you comment, friends. • This is why college football is zipping by so fast this year. • All you need in this world is Charlie Batch. • Stephon Marbury has himself a snack attack. • Yep, we're still hungover from this.

We are off to Rutgers tomorrow to watch our Illini get killed, and then, hey, Sunday, the NFL, it's, like, totally back and stuff. Remember to play the weekend IM game with The Mighty MJD, who has a pretty enviable couple days ahead of him. It's football weekend. Let's try not to hurt anybody out there. See you Monday.