Week In Deadspin: See Ya, Larry

• Tony Banks' wife likes to keep him happy. • Gilbert Arenas is a damned genius. • Look out Bobby Bowden: Here comes the eBay! • The Cubs, they spent a lot of money. • Warren Sapp ... poisoned! • David Wright and Jose Reyes, LOOKING HOT! • Bill Simmons made a fantasy basketball trade with Dean Cain. That just kills us. • Michael Irvin understands why Tony Romo is playing so well.

Oh, yeah, and Mr. Coker got the axe today at Miami. Poor guy. Just totally not a fun year for Skeletor.

All right, that'll wrap it up for us for the week; we are amazed we were able to type so much after all the carbohydrates yesterday. The Mighty MJD will take you through a fun weekend of the football, and we'll be back Monday, trying to figure out where the weekend went.

Be safe out there, you beautiful people.