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Big round of applause for all Deadspin subs this week. The fort was safely held down. Now, I'll be back Tuesday and Wednesday with more posting, more flava, and much more things to criticize, mock, and poke a stick at. Thanks so much for your patience and help today. I couldn't have done it with out you. Have a Happy New Year, Deadspin family. Be safe, stay warm, and for god's sake, get a haircut and a real job.

xo,

ajd