Week In Deadspin: We All Wear Masks

• Ed Hochuli ... JACKED UP! • Baseball players need motivational posters too. • John Marvel did not shoot pepper spray on you in a parking lot, so stop asking. • Tom Brady tried to get it on with an Olsen twin. That's awesome. • We repeat: Bill Simmons got his first boner from Cheryl Ladd. We just report the news here. • Would you give your retirement savings to Lenny Dykstra? • If you ask us, that Randy Moss mask looks stoned. • For all those people, like us, who spent at least 2 percent of their lives playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out. • Somehow, Page 3 is still alive. • Todd Walker has trouble with leather both on and off the field.

Have a good weekend. Remember: If you're not rooting for the Saints, you're a member of Al Qaeda.