Week In Deadspin: We Never Once Said "Vin-SANITY." So You Know.

• Hey, there was a moderately enjoyable college football game this week. • Clinton Portis is the man, and, in case you were wondering, his mom rules too. • Support your local athletes, always, particularly if you're Stuart Scott. • Ichiro could be a killer, you know. • So you know, this guy is not gay, he's not a homosexual. • Laura Quinn, inexplicable camera hog.

Hey, so, enjoy the playoffs this weekend. Our super ninja master The Mighty MJD will be keeping offices hours all weekend — make sure to send him your weekend tips at [email protected] — so Deadspin, hell yeah, we got your back the whole time. Have fun.