Week In Deadspin: What We Missed While Floating Around

It might seem strange for us to try to recap a week in which we watched absolute no sports whatsoever, but we're gonna give it a try anyway.

• Steve Francis is a Knick. Sometimes this job is too easy. • Fun with Michigan State fans. • Tonya Harding fan fiction that will tear your soul apart. • The scary place inside the mind of Barry Bonds. • Sasha Cohen, Superstar!

And yes, we came back from vacation. We'll be back at full speed next week, once the Olympics are over and all comes back to order. Be safe and enjoy The Mighty MJD this weekend. We're very happy to be back with you on terra firma again.