Week In Review: An Elephant Attacks A Car

• Goodbye, Mr. Schottenheimer. • We do love ourselves some dog show. • This video is what we thought it was, and so much more. • Fat man dancing! Woo! • Jamar Smith is about to go the way of Chief Illiniwek. • It's always fun to play with Craig's List. • Now your "conversations" are with the Associated Press. • Chris Berman acknowledges that night nine years ago. • Look, Daulerio's back! • Jim Thome doesn't like it when Oprah asks him about douching. • Rex Grossman ... ladies. • Seriously, we hope you're OK, Golic. • Dan Hawkins has much to say about student-athlete time management. • Joumana Kidd will be heard, and how. • Oh! All this, and Tim Hardaway too!

All right, that'll wrap 'er all up for us; The Mighty MJD will rock it all out for you all weekend. He's not in Las Vegas, so he should be safe. We'll see you all on Monday.