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This image was lost some time after publication. Well, tonight is the night that Orioles 'roid monster — that's a Deadspin special moniker, by the way; MUST CREDIT DEADSPIN! — Rafael Palmeiro is eligible to return from his 10-day suspension for steroids. Currently, Orioles manager Sam Perlozzo says Palmeiro is not likely to play tonight, and there are still rumors that the Orioles might cut him.
But we hope he plays, of course, because we're the type of dark souls who just love players being booed by their own fans. We think, to show that he's a changed man, he should shave the mustache. Best case, hey, they don't even recognize him.
Palmeiro Set To Return [Washington Post]
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