We'll Pay For Video Of Dana Jacobson Chugging Vodka From The Bottle And "Cursing Like A Sailor"

Yesterday, upon hearing the news that Dana Jacobson intends to leave ESPN, we hoped to pay our respects by posting a video clip of our favorite moment from her time in Bristol. Alas, actual footage of Jacobson chugging vodka from the bottle and "cursing like a sailor," in the words of the Press of Atlantic City, has never surfaced.

But we know the video has to be out there somewhere, which is why we're asking for your help. If you have what we're looking for, drop us a line at [email protected], with Dana Jacobson Video in the subject line. Don't worry about formatting; we'll figure out a way to get it online. We'll also grant you anonymity, if you prefer. Yes, we're willing to pay for the footage, but only after we've had a chance to see it first. Just don't think you'll be able to plan a vacation with what we're willing to offer.

(A reminder: We're always willing to pay for weird broadcast footage that was never intended to air, too.)

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