Well, That Didn't Take Very Long

Oh the joys of Cafe Press. Luckily for those grammatically challenged denizens rooting for the Philadelphia Phillies for the World Series, you now get to have your very own T-shirt that will both show off pride in your team and your low SAT scores. There are a wide variety of styles — ring tee, long-sleeved, infant bodysuits — giving you plenty of sartorial opportunities to help support the Phil's and indirectly help promote more citywide education funding. The emblem is a sophisticated Liberty Bell logo nestled inside the "Why Can't Us?" slogan that will surely make you the envy of baseball fans at any World Series party you attend. Or, most likely, they'll have no idea that you're wearing the shirt for ironic purposes and treat you like a special needs individual. Speaking of which, all proceeds of sales go to some charity apparently. Unfortunately, it's not Reading Is Fundamental. Why Can't Us? [The 700 Level] Overexcited Phil's Fan Creates Grammatically Challenged Rally Cry [Deadspin]