Good news! If Tampa Bay Buccaneers get confused by the 73 quarterbacks they'll have on their team this year, they will be able to douse their pain with the sweet nectar of hard liquor.
Yep, the Buccaneers aren't just for beer anymore: You can know inject the hard stuff into your eyeballs to your heart's content.
Football fans will soon be able to choose a cocktail instead of just beer or wine while watching the Tampa Bay Buccaneers from their seats at Raymond James Stadium. The Tampa City Council today gave preliminary approval to the sale of hard liquor throughout the facility, which holds more than 65,000 people. Liquor sales are allowed now only in the stadium's club seats and suites, which hold about 15,000 people.
Your realize this means this guy is gonna have access to tequila at 11 a.m. every Sunday this year. Please don't let them extend this to Oakland and Cleveland. We're begging.
Liquor To Flow At Raymond James Stadium [This Just In]